Qian Bia Wen Da Ti

1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a
chinese 'chen yu'

2) Every night xiao ming's mum will tuck him into bed. whenever he ask
her to cover him with blanket, his mum will scold n slap him, why?

3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the
killer..who is it?

4) xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n
more like his bro. Guess a chen yu

5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ...Who will win first?

6) Wats a panda biggest wish on earth ???

7) Who will pick up the dumping(ba zhang) on the floor ?

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil
got
pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?

9) cow in north pole... guess a shoe brand...

10) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?

11) He Shang Shu Tou Fa (Monk combs hair). Guess a country.

12) Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest

13) There are 2 birds on a tree. Below the tree is a goat..in chinese
is
yang. When the yang died.. wad did the female bird told the male
bird tt makes the male birdy horny?

* * * A N S W E R S * * *

1) Wu Qi Ma hei

2) "Ma, na bei"

3) Dou Sa Bao

4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai

5) Saddam Hu Xian (Hussein)

6) Taking colour photo

7) Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

the one without the rubber

9) new balance ( nu bei leng si)

10) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

11) Scotland (su ke lan aka comb for f**k?)

12) "Lux" Super Rich

13) Xia mian "yang" si liao