Nice joke and hope you like it.

Nice joke and hope you like it.

> Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
> first-grade pupils.
>
> "Johnny, what is your problem?"
>
> Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade.
> My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she
> is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
>
> Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the
> principal's office. The principal agreed that he would
> give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of
> his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
> behave.
>
> He started by asking Johhny some simple arithmetic.
> "What is three times three?"
>
> "Nine, Sir."
>
> "How much is nine times six?"
>
> "Fifty-four."
>
> And so it went with every question the principal
> thought a third-grade should know.
>
> The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think
> Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."
>
> Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some
> questions?"
>
> The principal and Johnny both agreed.
>
> Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I
> have only two of?
>
> Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"
>
> "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
> have?"
>
> "Pockets!"
>
> "OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>
> "Pants."
>
> "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
> oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
>
> "Coconut."
>
> "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
> sticky?"
>
> The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
> could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.
> "Bubblegum!"
>
>
>
> "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
> down and a dog does on three legs?"
>
> "Shake hands, Ma'am."
>
> "Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First
> one. You stick your poles inside me, you tie me down
> to get me up, and I get wet before you do."
>
> Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"
>
> "OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
> you're bored. The best man always has me first."
>
> The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
> But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
>
> "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
> you blow me, you feel good."
>
> "Nose."
>
> "Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I
> come with a quiver."
>
> "Arrow."
>
> "Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an
> 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and
> excitement?"
>
> Firetruck, Ma'am!"
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
> the teacher, "Send him to university, I got the last
> ten questions wrong myself!!"