Mama not stupid

3 INDIANS and 3 PAKISTANIS are travelling by train to a Cricket match at
the World Cup.

At the station, the 3 PAKISTANIS buy a ticket each and watch as the 3
INDIANS buy just one ticket for them all. "How are the 3 of you going to
travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the PAKISTANI. "Watch and
learn,"answers one of the INDIAN.
They all board the train. The PAKISTANIS take their respective seats
but all 3 INDIANS>cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting
tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. " The
door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on. The PAKISTANIS see this and agree it
was quite a clever idea.

So after the game, they decide to copy the INDIAN style on the return
trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket
for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the INDIANS don't buy
ticket at all!!!

How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
PAKISTANI.
"Watch and learn," answers an INDIAN. When they board the train the 3
PAKISTANIS>cram into one toilet and soon after the 3 INDIANS cram into
another nearby toilet. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the INDIAN leaves the toilet and walks over
to the toilet where the PAKISTANIS are hiding. He knocks on the door and
says,

"Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand.
The INDIAN takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet !!!