Le or La? Few steps to make you and your partner lives better as a partner!Wat job are u suitable for?

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance,
is feminine - "la maison."

"Pencil," however, is masculine "le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer"
should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine
gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(No chuckling guys ... this gets better!!!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
("le computer"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time THEY
are the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better
model.

so...........
The women won!
Next!
A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust
cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW.
The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes, the latest
Polarized sunglasses and a tightly knotted power tie, poked his head out
the window and asked the shepherd, "Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep
you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looked at the man, then glanced at his peacefully grazing
flock and answered, "Sure."

The driver parked his car, plugged his microscopic cell phone into a laptop
and briskly surfed to a GPS satellite navigation system on the Internet and
initiated a remote body-heat scan of the area. While the computer was
occupied, he sent some e-mail via his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
nodded solemnly at the responses. Finally, he printed a 150 page report on
the little laser printer in his glove compartment, turned to the shepherd,
waving the sheaves of paper, and pronounced "You have exactly 1,586 sheep."

"Impressive. One of my sheep is yours." said the shepherd.

He watched the young man select an animal and bundle it into his car. Then
the shepherd said: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will
you give me back my sheep?"

Pleased to meet a fellow sportsman, the young man replied "You're on."

"You are a consultant." said the shepherd without hesitation.

"That's correct," said the young man, impressed. "How ever did you guess?"

"It wasn't a guess," replied the shepherd. "You drive into my field
uninvited. You ask me to pay you for information I already know, answer
questions I haven't asked, and you know nothing about my business. Now give
me my back my dog."

What kind of season will you enjoy eating steamboat?
A. Winter ( To Qn 2)
B. Summer (To Qn 5)
C. No matter what season (To Qn 1)

1. Do you like to have some sauce on your food?
A. Like (To Qn 2)
B. Don't like (To Qn 5)

2. Will you add eggs in your steamboat soup?
A. Yes (To Qn 3)
B. No (To Qn 6)

3. If you find a cigaratte butt in ur steamboat food, what will you do?
A. Quarrel with the boss and request another new one. (To Qn 13)
B. Stop eating and just pay and go. (To Qn 10)

4. What is the main point ypu will consider for choosing a steamboat
restaurant?
A. Famous ( To Qn 7)
B. Reasonable prices ( To Qn 8)

5. If the steamboat restaurant has a new product of steamboat, will you
dare to try?
A. Yes ( To Qn 6)
B. No ( To Qn 8)

6. How many people do you like to have your steamboat meal with?
A. 2-3 soulmates ( To Qn 9)
B. A big group of friends ( To Qn 3)

7. If the steamboat restaurant is very crowded, will you wait for a seat
or go to another place?
A. Wait ( To Qn 11)
B. Proceed to another one ( To Qn 12)

8. What kind of food you like to add?
A. Noodle ( To Qn 9)
B. Vermicilli "Tang hoon" ( To Qn 7)

9. Will you drink the soup first or finish all the ingredients in the
bowl then drink the soup?
A. Drink the soup first ( To Qn 10)
B. Eat the ingredients first ( To Qn 12)

10. If the boss tells you that you must add some SPECIAL and ODD
ingredient in the soup to make it more delicious, will you dare to add?
A. Yes ( To Qn 17)
B. No ( To Qn 13)

11. Will you drink a cup of cooling water after you finish this steamy
hot meal?

A. Yes ( To Qn 15)
B. No ( To Qn 14)

12. When you are having your steamboat, do you put in your meat first or
put in later?
A. Put it once the steamboat start ( To Qn 15)
B. Later part then put ( To Qn 11)

13. Do you like to put all types of food at one go into the steamboat or
have it put in one type by one type?
A. All ( To Qn 17)
B. One type at a time ( To Qn 16)

14. What drink will you like to go with your meal?
A. Oolong Tea ( To Qn 16)
B. Plum juice ( Type A)

15. Do you like to have steamboat at home or outside?

A. Home ( To Qn 16)
B. Outside ( To Qn 14)

16. Will you mind if another customer is standing behind you, waiting
for you while you are finishing your food?
A. Mind ( Type B)
B. Don't mind ( Type C)

17. You are already very full with your meal but the boss offer to let
you have another steamboat meal, will you eat it?

A. Yes (Type D)

B. No ( To Qn 16)

RESULTS....

TYPE A
Shy, a bit of an introvert. You are more stubborn and like to stay alone
quietly at home. To you, talking to strangers is a hard thing so you
have not much friends. But you will still have some soulmates. You need to
treasure people who care and love you. You are more interested in your
own matters, you will try your very best to achieve your target. But you
can't do everything alone, and just depend on yourself, learn to open up and
accept other opinions. Try to get along with different people.

TYPE B
You are a more active person, drawing a clear line between happiness and
unhappiness. You are more quick-tempered. If you encounter things you
like, you will do it without second thought. But once you encounter
things that you hate, you will wish to get out of it as soon as possible. As
you are a person of your own views, the friends you tend to have will be of
the same pattern. But once good friends, you will understand them a lot
and go all the way to help then. Friends are very dependent on you. As
you are too emotional, you may make a storm out of a teacup with your
friends.
You must learn to do things in order and not give up easily. You can try
making friends with those you don't think you can get along with, don't
stick with the same category. This will make you more popular and
charming.

TYPE C
Gentle like a lamb. You have a high level of adaptance power, easy to
get along with people. Very popular in social life but seems that no one
will talk bad about you. You hate to have conflicts with people so you
always try to adapt to everyone. You treat every person differently. To
look at the bright side, you adapt easily. But to look at the dark side,
you lack of character, although you are one big nice guy but you lack of
charm. On the surface, you have a lot of friends but once you have
troubles, you lack of soulmates to help you around. You must try to
express yourself more and be more decisive. In this way, you can
understand yourself more.

TYPE D
You are stubborn, like to go in circles and don't get to the point. Once
you decide on something, no one can change your mind. You are a good
leader in a group so you win a lot of trust from your friends. But as
you are too persistant on your own thinking, you neglect other people's
suggestions therefore you can easily make enemies. Although it is good
to maintain your own character but it doesn't mean you totally ignore other
people's thoughts and feelings. You will let people think you are hard
to handle and you will lose friends gradually and may end up alone. You
need to learn to accept other people's opinion. This will make your social
circle bigger and you will understand yourself better.

Few steps to make you and your partner lives better as a partner!TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is
broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to
suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and
enmity may result in separation.
A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call.
She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She
repeated, "PUB."

There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line,
she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the
number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it
is." Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the
couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead
of "PUB".

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NO POINTING FINGERS

A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a
successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?" The
father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticise your wife for her
shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind
that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a
better husband than you."

We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are
afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he
would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at.

This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we
point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at
ourselves.

If we forgive others, others will ignore our mistake too.

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CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and
requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a
suitable one."

The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking,
polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing.
Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour,
if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need
companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need
television."

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a
blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the
faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of
the wife.

Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of
perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of
love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed
of roses.

The nightmare begins.

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NO OVERPOWERING

Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another,
or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will
conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after
marriage.

Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which
carries the meaning that "It is easier to reshape a mountain or a
river than a person's character."

It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing
the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.

It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations..

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RIGHT SPEECH

There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech
will either prosper or ruin a nation." Many relationships break off
because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other,
we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything
without considering if it would hurt the other party.

A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site.
A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, "Hi, Emily! Remember
me? We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her
millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise
you will be the wife of a construction worker." She answered, "You
should appreciate that you married me. Otherwise, he will be the
millionaire and not you."

Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad
relationship.

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PERSONAL PERCEPTION

Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be
another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On
the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them ride
on the donkey?"

Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey.

He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The
husband is the head of family.

How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?"
Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on
the donkey.

Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How
can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no
gentleman."

The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey.

Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you
hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you."

Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the
donkey and carried it on their shoulders. It seems to be the only
choice left.

Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled.
They lost their balance and fell into the river.

You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn
you.

Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.

Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear.

BE PATIENT

This is a true story which happened in the States.

A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his
puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into
the shiny paint of the truck.

The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's
hands into pulp as punishment.

When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.
Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he
finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands.

When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he
innocently said, " Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked,
"but when are my fingers going to grow back?"

The father went home & committed suicide. Think about this story the
next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think
first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be
repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't.

Too often we fail to recognise the difference between the person and
the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the
actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

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Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient.

Forgive & forget.

Love one and all.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Thank you for your time reading this.

Subject: Wat job are u suitable for?

One day, you get lost in the wilderness while travelling. It gets dark and
you have no choice but to seek refuge in a small hut nearby. The owner
tells you all his rooms are haunted. Which room will you choose?

The room where:

A) a human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window

B) the bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing

C) the bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it

D) a headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night


Scroll down for explanation.

A) a human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window
Explanation: You need a lot of private space and are more suitable to work alone.
You look for stability i.e. a job that is not easily affected by external factors and
provides steady income. E.g. Doctor, lawyer, SOHO, teacher, administrator.

B) the bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing
Explanation: You prefer a stable job that does not require you to run around or meet people.
You are willing to be subjected to pressure from your bosses if that lets you sit in an
air-conditioned office all day. E.g. Civil servant, engineer, computer engineer, accountant.

C) the bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it
Explanation: You are an active person who cannot sit still and does not like to be restrained.
You are easily adaptable to a job which is full of changes and not routine. E.g. Marketing, insurance, sales, deliveryman, chauffer.


D) a headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night
Explanation: You suit jobs that need you to meet people, especially large crowds.
Your job will depend on these people, but you will not know who they are E.g. superstar, politician, PR, counter/frontline sales.

What is your favourite room in your home?
Bedroom
Livingroom
Dining room
Bathroom
Kitchen
Balcony
Study or den
None at all

Analysis Below:-

Bed Room:-You are an imaginative and colorful character. You
Believe in true love but until you find it, you'll have fun flirting.
You attract people just by the way you talk. This can make insecure
people feel jealous.

Living Room:-You are sociable and enjoy talking to people.
Whenever you have the opportunity, you'll help people. You don't
shirk responsibility, and in fact enjoy taking on leadership roles.

Dining Room:-You are conservative, cautious and don't panic in
emergencies.
You are an extrovert, and like sharing ideas with people. However,
yu also need to spend time alone to organize your thoughts.

Bath Room:-You take good care of yourself and are concerned about
your health. When you hear about any new illnesses, you start
watching out for the first symptoms to appear. This can sometimes
annoy your friends. However, you look at the world on the bright side,
and this makes you quite popular.

Kitchen:- Easygoing and altruistic, you are most happy when taking
care of others. While at times you can be boisterous, you make people
feel comfortable around you and they always seek your advice when they
have problems.

Balcony:- You love freedom and hate to be controlled. You want to
walk away from all the rules and rely on your imagination to direct
your life instead. When you need to reenergize yourself, you head to
the beach or to the forest.

Study or den:- You take life seriously and like things to be neat
and in order. Proud and dignified, you don't like to be mocked. You
are a good listener even when you disagree with other people's ideas.

None at all:- You are interested in the people around you and
don't pay much heed to material goods. You are helpful and
considerate to your family, and in return they love you dearly.