What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!!'
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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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A little boy went up to his father and asked : 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
His father replied : 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.'
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Jimmy's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : 'Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.'
The mother wrote back the next day : 'If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!'
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My Ku Ku Bird
Our Mission
We E member of E Black Bird club.
We alway nothing to do we alway just talking cock sing song.
We alway nothing to do alway like to dip ppl Ass.
C what type of shit they have.
We are e bird man alway like talk bird way(languages).
We c mi lan bird also talk.
We dont con ppl $. We didnt force them to buy our tins.
They buy only.
So every day change new under wear and shorts.
One week change new cloths and plants.
Every months hair salon bird air.
In 3 months time we can change shoes.
In 6 months time we can change HP.
In 1 yrs we can change car.
In 2 yrs we can change house.
In 3 yrs we can change condoms
In 4 yrs were be Vice President.
In 5 yrs were be President
We alway nothing to do we alway just talking cock sing song.
We alway nothing to do alway like to dip ppl Ass.
C what type of shit they have.
We are e bird man alway like talk bird way(languages).
We c mi lan bird also talk.
We dont con ppl $. We didnt force them to buy our tins.
They buy only.
So every day change new under wear and shorts.
One week change new cloths and plants.
Every months hair salon bird air.
In 3 months time we can change shoes.
In 6 months time we can change HP.
In 1 yrs we can change car.
In 2 yrs we can change house.
In 3 yrs we can change condoms
In 4 yrs were be Vice President.
In 5 yrs were be President
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