Please disseminate this to all
your friends who are driving
in Malaysia !
Hello frequent travellers, be careful
because the police now fine Singapore cars
for everything under the sun, even u can be
caught for eating while u are driving!
Particularly for those who are
intending to drive up north during the coming June holidays.
To all those CDs lover pls beware!!!.
Please do not keep any pirated or burned CDs,
DVDs, or VCDs in your car.
Police and Domestic Trade & Consumer Affairs
Ministry's enforcement division in Malaysia have
started the operation to search and fine
anyone who keep pirated disc inside their car
especially through road block at all main road and expressways.
If any pirated or burned disc found inside your
car will be charged RM400 per disc. Example 30 discs found
means the fine will be RM12,000.
This is real. Another friend of mine from
Seagate, today during lunch time, 5 CD x RM400, 2K
lor........
One of the Plexus colleague
brother-in-law caught by Police due to pirated CD
in the car on the way to town for lunch
with his friend in the
afternoon. One CD fined RM400...oh no..
See all the ways you can stay connected
to friends and family
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Our Lifts is Not boring at all! What Happens in HDB Lifts - Not for the faint of heart.
OMG! THIS IS TRULY DISGUSTING!
Its pretty amazing how open Singaporeans are becoming, or is it another hypothesis that have yet to be proofed?
As you know some 80% of Singaporeans stay in HDB flats, but have you ever wondered what happens in the lift at night???
Here's the answer....
Exhibitionist GUYS fufilling their exhibitionist streaks!
The scenes below are image stills from 3 different clips that I was alerted too!
Clip 1:
Guy Gets Into Lift (Naked!)
and display's his "GOODS"
Oooh! There's another nekkid guy in the lift too!
They start to do some explicit stuff ..
What lil' doggies do when they see each other.
The guy had his "assets" filmed again ...
(Image below has been blurred many MANY times ... )
My STf dog can do better this!
This ass better than STF.
Guy exits lift and walks "au naturel" along the HDB corridor (wonder which one?)
Doing My OTOT.
& strikes a pose along the railings
Clip 2:
Guy is ALREADY nekkid inside the lift
Flaunts MORE of himself, OTOT!
Engaging in some illegal activities.
Does this give any meaning to "Facial in the heartlands?"
Fire in the face!
O! I run out of rounds.
Clip 3:
Guy is nekkid along the corridor
Another nekkid guy waiting for him
More "puppy-like" sniffing
Change of position! Change!
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NOW, Whoever said that HDB life is boring?!
Children in backseats causes accidents
Accidents in backseats causes children
Its pretty amazing how open Singaporeans are becoming, or is it another hypothesis that have yet to be proofed?
As you know some 80% of Singaporeans stay in HDB flats, but have you ever wondered what happens in the lift at night???
Here's the answer....
Exhibitionist GUYS fufilling their exhibitionist streaks!
The scenes below are image stills from 3 different clips that I was alerted too!
Clip 1:
Guy Gets Into Lift (Naked!)
and display's his "GOODS"
Oooh! There's another nekkid guy in the lift too!
They start to do some explicit stuff ..
What lil' doggies do when they see each other.
The guy had his "assets" filmed again ...
(Image below has been blurred many MANY times ... )
My STf dog can do better this!
This ass better than STF.
Guy exits lift and walks "au naturel" along the HDB corridor (wonder which one?)
Doing My OTOT.
& strikes a pose along the railings
Clip 2:
Guy is ALREADY nekkid inside the lift
Flaunts MORE of himself, OTOT!
Engaging in some illegal activities.
Does this give any meaning to "Facial in the heartlands?"
Fire in the face!
O! I run out of rounds.
Clip 3:
Guy is nekkid along the corridor
Another nekkid guy waiting for him
More "puppy-like" sniffing
Change of position! Change!
NOW, Whoever said that HDB life is boring?!
Children in backseats causes accidents
Accidents in backseats causes children
Chinese Jews
Chinese Jews
Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai .
"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea.
Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai .
"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said, "No sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea.
Interesting Hospital Name
JUST FOR LAUGHS !
Hospitals in Singapore
Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name
to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home.
That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going
strong because SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering
a name change. It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH)?
Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem. It stands
for ' Tiam Tiam Si Hospital '.
Last but listed, what about ALEXANDRA HOSPITAL (AH)!
No wonder all came out have to cover own back while walking.
It sands for lisp my Ass Hole,
I know who better for this kinds of jobs. STF Dogge.
He the Best of Bad.
So, be careful when choosing which hospital to go if anyone
is unwell.
Hospitals in Singapore
Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name
to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home.
That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going
strong because SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering
a name change. It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH)?
Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem. It stands
for ' Tiam Tiam Si Hospital '.
Last but listed, what about ALEXANDRA HOSPITAL (AH)!
No wonder all came out have to cover own back while walking.
It sands for lisp my Ass Hole,
I know who better for this kinds of jobs. STF Dogge.
He the Best of Bad.
So, be careful when choosing which hospital to go if anyone
is unwell.
Monday, May 11, 2009
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